Today was a day of personal insight on my part...
When it gets REALLY hot, and I mean hot enough to make you think you have died and gone to H-E-Double hockey sticks and I am out in this kind of heat, I found out that I do not like the human race. Period. Especially when I have to put up with the human race in Wal Mart!!! I think Wal-Mart puts a gas in their air system that makes even the nicest person mean and rude and, well, to put it bluntly, puts that person at the bottom of my like list, and the top of I'm-going-to-run-over-you-with-my-cart-and-laugh list. THEN add the heat factor, and my latter list turns into: I'm-going-to-run-you-over-with-my-cart-shoot-you-with-my-taser-beat-you-with-your-oversized-heavy-lead-bottomed-purse-til-you-bleed-ice-and-then-laugh-maniacally-until-I-pee-myself list!!! Sound familiar? Is there anyone who can second that feeling?! Or is it just me, the heat, and a personal vendetta against Wal Mart?! Maybe!
Anyhoo...
I came home, got on the phone and chewed out the cell phone company, hugged my grandmother, took a cool shower and chilled out!! Tonight I will take a Tylenol PM and get a FULL nights rest and then maybe not EVER go out in the heat again! And I think I will wait until the wee hours of a morning before attempting to traverse Wal Marts dangerous aisles. After all, what kind of nice old lady would venture into Wal Mart at 3 in the morning, only to be transformed into an evil creature!!
OK, I feel better! Enough therapy blogging!!!
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lol! I secand it! magerly!!
ReplyDeleteSame here. When it gets hot out and I become exhausted, I just want anyone with a downer attitude or an annoying personality to leave me the heck aloooone.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I'm the sort of person that could be about ready to scream at someone or rip a head off, yet outwardly I'm still smiling and joking. I suppose it takes time for that inner frustration to get out. It's good because I don't like confrontations or tension, but bad because once I get pushed too far I explode and fume, if only for a second or two.